Why Oh Why – Seven Questions About Love and Loss

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1. Why do the ones we desire the most — always have the most desire for someone else?

2. Why are those who need the most improvement — always the ones who are the most critical?

3. Why are we generous and gracious with strangers — but often selfish, and rude to our loved ones?

4. Why does that one-time, crazy night, when they get super naughty, lose all inhibitions, and do stuff they would never do — always happen before they meet you?

5. Why do we want the ones who we most cannot have – more than the ones who most want to have us?

6. Why is getting a kiss so much closer to fucking, than a kiss is, to getting nothing?


Corrupting Mrs Jones wrote some great answers to these questions: Here is a link: https://corruptingmrsjones.wordpress.com/2020/05/11/on-love-and-loss-part-2/

Eight Ways That Sex is Like Painting

  1. Requires some strokes for anything to happen

  2. You’ll get best results if you prime the canvas

  3. All size brushes can be effective

  4. You can do it sitting or standing

  5. If you can do it well – you can see a lot of people naked

  6. Your brush will get crusty if you don’t wash it right away

  7. It’s nice to do with some music on

  8. Drinking can make it more fun – but harder to finish

Eight Thoughts On Sex About Time

  1. If you’re not ready for children, hopefully she’ll get it on time.

  2. It may be hard for her to have a good time if he finishes ahead of time.

  3. If he can go a long time, she might arrive time after time.

  4. If you’re still having a hard time after two rounds, hopefully third time’s a charm.

  5. At some point in time, someone’s going to need some down time.

  6. If you both have it all the time, your relationship may likely stand the test of time.

  7. If you don’t include your iPhone, some might say you’re behind the times.

  8. If time stands still, you may be having the time of your life.

 

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