Janet Came Over Again – We Were Bad – Not All The Way Bad

Janet the bank is back, Warning, this interview gets pretty naughty.

Duncan: I asked you if you wanted to come over and do the most naughtiest interview I’ve ever done, and told you that you would have to answer anything I asked & do whatever I asked – and you are here.

Janet: I am. I guess I’m crazy, or bored, so what the hell.

Duncan: Okay. Take your shorts off.

Janet: Okay.

Duncan: Great, you understood the rules. sexy white panties..

Janet: Thanks.

Duncan: This porn you say you read when you masturbate – do you ever read scenes about girls having sex with each other?

Janet: Yes.

Duncan: Does the thought of a young college girl giving you oral, while you instruct her turn you on?

Janet: Yes.

Duncan: I love how you answer my questions directly and own your answers. How many orgasms have you been having a day lately, if you were to average them. How many do you have each time you masturbate.

Janet: Average would be two or three a day. Sometimes I just have one orgasm or sometimes I will play longer and have 3 or 4.

Duncan: I asked and answered this question on my blog – what is something that you think about while masturbating that you would be embarrassed to tell me.

Janet: Probably you. I have thought about you.

Duncan: That embarrasses you to tell me that?

Janet: Yes.

Duncan: What have you thought about doing with me? What am I doing?

Janet: You kissing me, making me do things (like take off my shorts LOL). Making love to me.

Duncan: What else do you think about that would be embarrassing to tell?

Janet: A girl that works at the bank.

Duncan: Do you think about her pleasing you, or you pleasing her?

Janet: Me pleasing her, mostly.

Duncan: You want power and control of her, and your tongue on her clit puts you in control of her. Perhaps she is a younger you, doing what you were doing at that age, and you want the younger you to make a different choice. But she can’t, so if you resent her you should forgive her. You cannot undue the husband you chose, you did what you thought was best. There are no choices to make or worry about behind you, so let it all go.

Janet: wow

Duncan: Tell me what other thoughts you’re most embarrassed about? The more embarrassing, the more significant. What’s most embarrassing?

Janet: Rape. Not violent, just forced. I resist and say no, but it is futile, I cannot stop it and I like it.

Duncan: Who is raping you?

Janet: Different people. My boss, our friend that I kissed in Vegas. you lately.

Duncan: You think about me raping you?

Janet: Forcing me. I like it though, whether it is my boss or you, anyone.

Duncan: That’s an easy one to interpret.

Janet: ?

Duncan: You want something but you want someone else to choose it for you. You even want to beg and plead for the choice not to be made; yet, you enjoy the choice that was made, you always enjoy it. So, why don’t you make the choice, why do you need to pretend you are apposed to it? Who are you trying to convince you don’t want it? Yourself? Your husband?

Janet: Probably is about making a choice to have intimacy outside my marriage. You think?

Duncan: Probably, but that’s not the root meaning, sexual desires are interpretations, never the root. Maybe you’re afraid of him dying, and not having his adoration to rest on, so your having all these sexual urges, wanting validation and worth from others. Is it just sex your husband cannot give you that you need from him, or what do think you really down deep need?

Janet: I need him to worry about something and stop acting like there’s nothing to worry about. I wish he would just tell me to leave and find someone my age, or at least be concerned about what I’m supposed to do when he’s gone. That sounds really selfish. I just feel like I’m already going to be without a husband sooner that most, and he’s not making the most of things now. I want us to be pursuing life and not throwing in the towel and acting like senior fucking citizens. No offense to them, but I’m not ready.

Duncan: Amazing what sexual fantasies can tell us.

Janet: Maybe some sexual fantasies are just sexual fantasies.

Duncan: Like what, name one?

Janet: Sex with two strangers. Men.

Duncan: Insecurity about aging and your body. You want them to be strangers, which means they’ll know nothing about you, so it must be only your looks and body that alone are attracting them. And, you are so attractive that you can capture the attention of not just one but two men.

Janet: That’s pretty good.

Duncan: I’m not going to “rape” you. I might tell you to get on the floor, but you need to make whatever choice you need to, and you should probably stop waiting for someone else to do it for you. Perhaps.

Janet: Rape me, please! kidding

Duncan: I can jack off for you, but that probably won’t help.

Janet: Maybe not, but sure ass hell couldn’t make it things worse. LOL

Duncan: Sorry, It must be really frustrating getting no sex from your husband, but loving him too much to cheat on him and get what you need.

Janet: Yup, sure is. You weren’t serious about the masturbating for me thing right?

Duncan: Of course I was. Why, you want me too?

Janet: Would I be a total freak if I said yes?

Duncan: No, if you want me to I’d love to do it! You want me to do it right now?

Janet: I’m so bad, okay, if you want to.

Duncan: Okay I shall. Will you take your shirt and bra off so I can see your breasts while I do this? That’s all I ask – you won’t have to do anything else.

Janet: Okay, I suppose that’s fair.

(Janet removes her shirt and bra and now only has her panties on. I move my chair to the side so the table isn’t blocking her view, and tell her to turn her chair to face mine. Now we are both sitting and facing each other and I am letting a little suspense build before I take my pajamas off and get started)

Janet: You’re really going to do this aren’t you? OMG

Duncan: Yes, going to do it right now. Watch, I’m going to take my PJs off now.

(When she turns back to look at me, I slip my pajamas off and take off my shirt. I’m now naked. I’d already gotten a little bit hard before I undressed – so my dick is looking big and semi-engorged when Janet first sees it.)

Janet: OMG! This is really hot Duncan. Your cock, wow!

Duncan: Does it turn you on?

Janet: Hell yes!

(I star stroking myself lightly, slowly – I want to last so she can watch a while. I’m so turned on that I’m squeezing to keep from cumming. Just seeing Janet’s tits, and seeing her look at me makes me want to cum. After a few minutes of touching my self (completely hard now) I pause and chat Janet for a sec)

Duncan: You okay? You want me to stop, or should I continue.

Janet: I’m fine! Please continue, only if you want to.

Duncan: I want want to – I want you to watch me cum – you want to see that?

Janet: Oh yes. OMG

(Janet touches her self while she watches me, but doesn’t orgasm I don’t think. I hold out for about five more minutes and them cum for her, shoot all over my self.

Duncan: Hopefully this will give you something to think about next time you masturbate.

Janet: Definitely! That was really Hot. Really really hot.

(My dick will not calm down at all. I put my pajamas back on,figuring it will be easier to stop being hard if Janet isn’t looking at it. Janet puts her clothes back on when she sees me getting dressed.)


Update: Janet messages me Around 11:00 pm

I just spent the last hour thinking about you – had five orgasms. Thank you for earlier, Goodnight.


Unproven Sexual Truths We Just Know – and Proven Facts That Might Surprise

Some of these “truths” are backed by studies and experts, some of them I include sources for, some I didn’t include a source but you can look it up, and for some there is no supporting evidence – but we know they might be true.

There are things we all kind of know, or suspect, but we (society) would rather not pin down as scientific fact. Perhaps there have been a study or two done that hint at validity, and some of these “truths” seem like they would be fairly easy to verity, if we put our science to work on them.

I get it – and actually support it. But I find it interesting, how science pretends right along with all of us  (or suppresses and denies more like) – certain things that are obvious but uncomfortable.

There are also some interesting truths that science, or Google search data has concluded, that are contrary to popular belief.

Some “truths” may be trivial, but we’ve done studies on what affects asparagus has on the color of our pee – we’ve documented that dogs prefer to point north-south when they urinate and defecate.

There are probably things that are better left alone – to be polite, if for no other reason. Here’s a homework assignment, now that your mind is on it, see if you notice other aspects and correlations in life, that are right in front of us, but science or culture, is to shy to recognize.

  • Female orgasms, particularly vaginal orgasms, increase the probability of conception.

Most of the science on female orgasm, describes it as an evolutionary left-over – once necessary, and no longer relevant to survival and procreation. Certain animals like rabbits, and some that we evolved from, require an orgasm, or sexual arousal in order to release and egg to be fertilized — that is why their clitorises are located in their vaginas, and not outside the vagina, like with humans.

There are a couple theories that propose the human female orgasm, still plays a role in procreation.

        • One theory of how female orgasm may help with pregnancy achievement is called the “upsuck” theory. This hypothesis suggests that the contractions of the uterus help “suck up” the semen that gets deposited in the vagina, near the cervix. The orgasm then helps to move the sperm through the uterus and Fallopian tubes.
        • Another suggest that orgasms help women with mate-selection — men that can make her orgasm, a sign that he will be a better mate.


  • Larger penises are more likely to stimulate orgasm (thickness=clitoral orgasm,length=vaginal orgasm,curve up and rigidity – g-spot orgasm).

There has been a recent study that, sort of concluded that a longer penises is more likely to give a woman a vaginal orgasm. It actually only proved that women who like longer penises, have more vaginal orgasms.

That is all the evidence there is. I think may know the truth about this, I’ll just leave it there.

  • More women search online with complaints about their men being too big (and pain) than searches related to their men being too small.

  • Longer penises increase probability of conception.

Evidence is family size in Africa and common sense.

Penis size is only discussed in the context of sexual pleasure, and never in the the context that relates to why the penis even exists. Duh, it is tubular and exists to deposit semen – to get sperm to where they need to go. Obviously, a longer penis delivers the package closer – obviously, the sperm have an easier journey, with a higher probability of success.

  • Women get bored of their partners quicker than men.

  • 25% of porn searches by women are for rape & pain.

“Fully 25 percent of female searches for straight porn emphasize the pain and/or humiliation of the woman,” he writes, citing search terms inappropriate to reiterate here, but featuring words like “painful,” “extreme” and “brutal,” and often focused on non-consensual sex (depictions of which, he emphasizes, are not permitted on that site).”

  • Australians have the most threesomes of anywhere in the world.

  • 20% of people have had threesomes.

  • 10% of women and 18% of men want a threesome.

  • Dick size is as significant to attraction for women as height and broad shoulders – after 3.6 inches the significance lessons but still increases attraction.

There is a study on this, you can google it.

  • The average length of intercourse is not 30 minutes or an hour – actually between 2 and 7 minutes.

  • A lot more women than men, never get caught and never tell.

  • Women sexuality is more physical and less complicated than people think – men’s sexuality is less physical and more complicated than we think.

  • Guys lie up – women lie down.

  • Men scale down their masculinity for women – feminists tell us it’s toxic – heterosexual women are attracted to it.

  • Of woman who ended relationship over penis size – 7 percent ended it because their partner’s penis was “too large” and 20 per cent said it had been “too small”.

  • Sexless Marriage is common

On Google, a top complaint about a marriage is not having sex,” Stephens-Davidowitz writes. “There are 16 times more complaints about a spouse not wanting sex than about a married partner not being willing to talk,” he writes.

“Searches for ‘sexless marriage’ are three and a half times more common than ‘unhappy marriage’ and eight times more common than ‘loveless marriage.’ Even unmarried couples complain somewhat frequently about not having sex. Google searches for ‘sexless relationship’ are second only to searches for ‘abusive relationship.’”

Google data reveals your most perverted secrets

  • It might be men who are more often the cause of sexless relationships

These searches also show that men may be the ones holding back, as “there are twice as many complaints that a boyfriend won’t have sex than that a girlfriend won’t have sex.”

And Google searches suggest a surprising culprit for many of these sexless relationships. There are twice as many complaints that a boyfriend won’t have sex than that a girlfriend won’t have sex. By far, the number one search complaint about a boyfriend is “My boyfriend won’t have sex with me.”

Google data reveals your most perverted secrets

Second part of Janet the Banker interview – Confessions – Love – Resentment – Kisses

This is the rest of my interview with Janet. The first part can be read here: First part of interview – read this first

Duncan: So, other than the sex issue, how are things with your husband? What happened that you two stopped having sex? Do you discuss or fight about it? Do you still love him?

Janet: Yes, I love him. We hardly ever fight or even argue believe it or not. Neither of us like confrontation. With the sex, there wasn’t anything that happened really. Our sex drives were never really in sink, sex was never as important for him. Again, some of that is probably due to our age difference. Many years ago he started experiencing performance issues. Before we gave it up altogether, it had become a struggle to even make it happen. The ED pretty much finished off his already lack luster enthusiasm for sex. This answer getting to long?

Duncan: Not at all. Please continue, we’re listening.

Janet: Anyway, sex was causing him a lot of performance anxiety, and I was having a lot of anxiety too, mainly worrying about his. I don’t think he particularly cared if we had sex or not, but He was trying. Essentially, it just got to be not worth the stress, – worrying if he’d get it up, worrying how he’d feel if he didn’t. I got to where I dreaded it – I’m sure he did too. So, at some point years ago, without any discussion about it, we just stopped. To this day, aside from occasional remarks I’ll make in reference to my sexual deprivation, we have yet to even have a real conversation about it, let alone an argument. We both opted for the avoidance route.

Duncan: Well thank you for sharing that. It doesn’t make you angry with him at all? I mean, he may not mind being sexless, but you seem to be missing it?

Janet: For the most part he can’t help it. I agreed to marry him, so I can’t be angry at him for being older. The impotence was involuntary, so what can I be angry about? Although, if he had really wanted to, I think he could have done something about the ED with the right medical treatment. I am not angry, but I suppose I have some resentment. I feel like he accepted getting old to easy, didn’t resist it at all. Obviously there’s nothing he could have done about his age, but I wish he would have tried harder to keep himself young. I do all kinds of things to hold on to my youthfulness and resist the aging process. In a way I admire him for being so comfortable with himself, with his age, but, he could have tried harder to get treatment for the ED, could have exercises a little more, or done something to look like he was trying.

Duncan: In other words, you are angry with him, and for good reason it sounds like.

Janet: I have a touch of resentment, not anger.

Duncan: What kind of things do you do to “hold on to your youthfulness?” It appears to be working well.

Janet: I exercise most every day, lots of hours at the gym, and other things.

Duncan: So your husband doesn’t exercise, is he out of shape?

Janet: Yes. When I married him he was in pretty good shape. OKAY, rant done, I’m through bagging on my husband. He’s a really good guy all in all, and I do love him.

Duncan: Okay. We’ll leave him be.

Janet: May I use your bathroom?

Duncan: Of course, go ahead.

(When Janet gets up and walks off to the bathroom. I see her ass in that thong and remember she has no pants on. I go use the bathroom in my bathroom. I return to the dining room before Janet does)

Janet: I killed that bottle didn’t I?

Duncan: I’ve got another if you want more, I just want you able to drive safe.

Janet: If you open it I’ll have another glass. Otherwise, I’m good.

Duncan: I’ll open , please feel free to stick around as long as you need before driving.

Janet: Totally! Last glass for me!

Duncan: Are you tipsy? Drunk?

Janet: Tipsy yes. Drunk no.

(I go open another bottle while, evidently, Janet is checking out my butt)

Janet: Has anyone told you that have a nice butt Duncan? You do, just saying.

Duncan: You like my butt? Funny you should say that – I was just thinking, when you got up to go to the bathroom, about what a great ass YOU have . A girlfriend I had in college said she dated me because of my butt, or because I had an “Uppy butt” as she called it. Otherwise, been a good while since someone complimented me on on it, thank you.

Janet: Not surprised. I mean, I’m surprised people haven’t mentioned it more.

Duncan: Well thank you, that’s embarrassing.

Janet: Why? It’s a compliment.

Duncan: I know, thank you.

Janet: Now I feel embarrassed, sorry if that was inappropriate of me.

Duncan: It was not inappropriate. I asked you to take your pants off, much less appropriate. Glad I did though, because YOU have the great ass!

Janet: Thanks, not bad for almost 50?

Duncan: Amazing for 30!

Janet: Thanks. You too!.

Duncan: Thanks.

Janet: From what I was reading last night, sounds like a cute butt isn’t the only thing you’ve got going on.

Duncan: You were reading this blog last night?

Janet: A few of your other interviews, yes.

Duncan: What did you think?

Janet: I was a bit surprised. One interview especially, I’ve got questions, won’t ask,

Duncan: Uho, you do?

Janet: Many. I thoroughly enjoyed it, don’t get me wrong.

Duncan: Well that’s good to hear, was sounding like you might have been put off by it.

Janet: No, not put off at all, was just more than I expected. Did you really…. never mind I won’t ask. Honestly, I liked what I read.

Duncan: Never mind? That’s off limits here, this is your sex interview, you can’t “never mind” me! Not allowed.

Janet: Okay, fine. Have you heard from that woman you pleasured yourself with? The wife who wouldn’t touch you?

Duncan: Oh Christ, that’s the interview you read? No wonder you were surprised. Yes, that was Jill. She texted me = I haven’t seen her.

Janet: That was the last one I read, had to finish myself off after reading that. Okay, I just said that, no more wine for me!

Duncan: You read that interview and got turned on? Then masturbated?

Janet: I don’t know what you are talking about. I plead the fifth! Wasn’t even there! LOL

Duncan: Wow, the interview inspired you to get off, that’s awesome!

Janet: You have no proof of this! LOL

Duncan: What about that interview intrigued you most? aroused you?

Janet: That she couldn’t, or wouldn’t touch you, but one could tell how bad she wanted to. It was so bad and so not bad at the same time. She was so bad and not at the same time. It all was very fascinating actually.

Duncan: Good to hear.

Janet: She, uh, had some colorful things to say about your private parts.

Duncan: No idea what you’re talking about, I wasn’t there.

Janet: She was very impressed with your balls. I get that dicks vary in size, but balls? They’ve all seemed about the same to me. Not that I’ve seen tons of them, but more than a few.  It got me wondering, perhaps I’ve never come across a pair of big balls? Or, maybe I’ve only seen big ones?

Duncan: I haven’t seen all that many balls myself. but I don’t think they vary that much,  I think she was saying some of that to amuse me.

Janet: Oh darn, She wasn’t serious? You aren’t hung like a horse? Bummer, there goes my fantasy.

Duncan: What?

Janet: I’m kidding, and kind of drunk, forgive me. I’d have given in and touched – she had incredible will power.

Duncan: Yes she did.

Janet: So she texted you? What she say? Did she ever tell her husband?

Duncan: She’s going to be back in town next month, we might do a second interview. I’m not sure what she told husband, I’ll ask her if the second interview happens.

Janet: I’ll have to keep an eye out for that, can’t imagine what might happen next time.

Duncan: I’ll be sure to let you know if it happens.

Duncan: Has anyone seen you naked other than your husband since you got married? Has anyone seen you in you without pants like this?

Janet: Nope. Well, I’ve shared a few selfies, nobody in person.

Duncan: How does it feel to have your pants off around another man like this.?

Janet: Feels kind of cool actually.

Duncan: Good. You’re very sexy.

Janet: Flattered. Same back to you.

Duncan: Why do you think you have fantasies of being dominated?

Janet: Probably has something to do with childhood or my father? Or, perhaps it is just forbidden and erotic? Ii guess I don’t know..

Duncan: You made out with a guy while married? Tell me about that?

Janet: Well two actually. The first was many years ago, made out with some guy I met at a bar. The other guy is actually a friend of ours. He is also married. That one happened when my husband and I were in Vegas with him and his wife. All of us were at a casino, and he and I were both heading for the restrooms. I’m a little foggy on how, but we ended up in a secluded hallway, nobody else around, and we just started making out, don’t even know why.

Duncan: Are you attracted to him?

Janet: Yes.

Duncan: Well that’s probably why. Did you enjoy making out with him.

Janet: Yes.

Duncan: How far did it go exactly, don’t leave anything out, not going to judge.

Janet: Not that far unfortunately. We had a good kiss, with tongue, that’s really all.

Duncan: He didn’t feel your chest? You didn’t feel him out?

Janet: No, unfortunately.

Duncan: Do you masturbate often or not very often?

Janet: Pretty often. Been doing so more often lately. I think I’m facing the reality that marital sex is gone for good, and never coming back. I’ve been thinking about things differently and more open to things, like doing this interview.

Duncan: Do you mean you’ve been thinking about other men more? More open to doing something? Are you looking for someone to cheat with?

Janet: Yes and no. Yes, been thinking about other men more. I’m not looking for someone to cheat with, but as of fairly recently, have decided I am okay with that possibility. Mentally, I’ve been letting go of some of the restrictions that I have held to.

Duncan: Does that mean you’re not restricted from kissing me? LOL

Janet: Sure does, If wanted to that is.

Duncan: Ouch.

Janet: Sorry, that was mean. I’d totally kiss you, in heartbeat.

Duncan: Yea? Then do it, I’m right here.

Janet: Okay.

(Janet stands up out of her chair and walks over to where I am sitting. She leans down and kisses me. We kiss for a minute or two. There was some delicate use of tongue, I had my right hand on her hip and my left resting on her ass cheek)

Janet: That was really nice, I have goose bumps.

Duncan: Yes, is was very nice. I have a hardon.

Janet: Really?

Duncan: No, I’m teasing. Not that I couldn’t, or wouldn’t be….. never mind, I’m digging a hole. I like kissing you, I’ll leave it at that.

Janet: For a second there, I was really proud of my kissing power.

Duncan: Your kissing is pretty damn good considering you haven’t been getting a lot of practice, I think, right?

Janet: You have no idea how right your are. My husband and I don’t share kisses like that, and the last time I’ve kissed someone else was the friend two years ago. So, forgive my goose bumps and blushing, rare moment for me.

Duncan: Well I hope you feel okay about it? Do you feel guilty or weird now?

Janet: No, not at all. I feel good about it.

Duncan: Good! How about we wrap it up then, on this good note.

Janet: Okay.

Duncan: Thank you so much for doing this. If you ever want to do a second interview, I’m sure people would love it, I know I would.

Janet: Okay, sounds good. This was fun, thank you  Duncan.