Six Foot Interview & Breaking Rules With Kelly

Waitress at local bar, been seeing her there for a few years. Perhaps she agreed to this because I tipped a Franklin last couple times? I’m not implying Kelly is a whore, I’m just saying I’ve been a decent patron.


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Interview

Duncan: You wore jeans too – no skirt and work uniform? Bummer.

Kelly: Sorry, I spend enough time in that. I figured things would be more pleasant without my filthy work clothes.

Duncan: Well hopefully you left the filthy underwear on at least?

Kelly: Afraid not, sorry.

Duncan: I’m kidding (sort of)

Kelly: I know. (and I know)

Duncan: Oh so you’re clever, well this should be good!

Kelly: Mensa

Duncan: WTF? Mensa, really?

Kelly: Can’t judge a book as they say. A brain doesn’t disqualify one from serving drinks, shocking as that may be?

Duncan: Not at all. Shocking because not very many are so smart.

Kelly: Don’t get your hopes up. My problems are as bad, just more complicated.

Duncan: Well, you look too sexy to be super smart.

Kelly: You look too sexy to be so sexist.

Duncan: Good point, fair enough.

Kelly: Chess now? or?

Duncan: I get it, or believe it, can I get you pregnant now?

Kelly: Sure, if you’ve figured out how to fertilize an egg with bullshit from way over there.

Duncan: (Don’t put your tips away readers, patience, I got this).

Kelly: You think? This should be interesting. (I think “they” are probably betting on not, whatever it is).

Duncan: It’s nothing in particular, it’s that I’ll win the interview in some way. That it will be good and that I will exceed their expectations in some way.

Kelly: Great. Now I know what I need to prevent in order to win.

Duncan: LOL. I like you.

Kelly: I like you too.

Duncan: There is a start.

Kelly: There is a start.

Duncan: Well, you look cute. Nice jeans, what kind of underwear underneath them?

Kelly: Don’t you wish you knew! Light pink I believe.

Duncan: Now I know, no need to wish. I wish to see them? I’d show you my underwear, but frankly I am wearing none.

Kelly: Is this standard practice?

Duncan: No, just didn’t want to bother, and my jeans were laying on my bed so I figured fuck it, just going to be sitting here doing an interview.

Kelly: How’s that feeling for you?

Duncan: Great. sorry, My ex. One second

Kelly: Okay. I’m going to use your bathroom if you don’t mind?

Duncan: Of course, sorry, I’ll be off when you get back.

(Kelly goes to bathroom, I get off phone with ex)

Duncan: Sorry, bad timing.

Kelly: I can wait or go if you need to talk?

Duncan: I don’t. She was drinking and wanted to fuck, I don’t see her anymore.

Kelly: Okay. Sounds like an opportunity, you sure? I can go?

Duncan: Positive: So, you are married? May I see your pink panties? Horny?

Kelly: No. Yes technically, divorce is not official, but divorced for the most part. You may see them in part I suppose. Horny? I’m not, not horny, good enough?

Duncan: Yup, all good enough. So let’s see them in part?

(hold on to your tips, have some faith in me, this is not win. Kelly undoes jeans barely enough for me to see, but pretty hot I must say)

Kelly: You might be the most confident man I have ever had the pleasure. Luckily for you, you are polite and quite the host.

Duncan: Thanks. It isn’t confidence, it is directness. That was hot, I’d show you mine too, but like I said I didn’t wear any. Very sexy panties, thank you!

Kelly: You are welcome. Yes I remember you have none, too bad.

Duncan: Nope. There are advantages to that though, look over here.

Kelly: What?

Duncan: You looking?

Kelly: ? OH, that’s you, dear God crazy man!

Duncan: Sorry, crazy?

Kelly: Is that even real? Yes so crazy!

Duncan: Sorry, just trying to be fair.

Kelly: You are a nut. That’s fake,  show me?

(Okay now you can tip readers, thank you for having faith – double digit bills are most appreciated)

Kelly: You didn’t win, you are just unreal! Who is like this?

Duncan: Nice to meet you, I’m Duncan. Say I win so my readers will keep reading, I’ll prove it’s real and we can start the damn interview. Just say I win Mensa beauty.

Kelly: Fine, he wins, he’s crazy.

Duncan: There, thank you. Please know my dear readers how much I risk and try to amuse, and more so get to the truth. We’ve accomplished one of the two so far.

Kelly: So you don’t think you have gotten to the truth?

Duncan: Not even close, but let’s finish the first part, then we will.

(She’s going to bust my balls and make this hard anyway so I stand up and let loose)

Kelly: Okay. Dear God.

Duncan: Why are you laughing at me?

Kelly: Sorry.

Duncan: Stop laughing, LOL, now I’m laughing.

Kelly: Sorry, you stop, I can’t stop.

Duncan: Shut up, now I feel self conscious.

Kelly: Sorry, okay. I don’t even know why that was so funny. That’s crazy!

Duncan: What?

Kelly: You are huge, sorry, don’t know why I’m laughing. You are very big Duncan, you got me there.

Duncan: Your laughing at me, is it deformed?

Kelly: No, stop, my side hurts. You stop laughing, you’re making me laugh.


Intermission so we can stop laughing at me

Kinks & Fetishes – My Answers

Kinks & Fetishes — My Answers

Here is a link to these questions (without my answers) to copy and answer on your own blog: Your Sex Questions Set 9: Kinks & Fetishes

Have you not begun your own sex interview yet? Let’s get you started – Here is info and instructions.

Kinks & Fetishes

Question 1: Have you tried BDSM? How hard core did you get with it? Thoughts?

I have not tried BDSM. I do not know a whole lot about it. I know I do not like to combine sex with pain or violence. I do like to be dominant and I hate to be submissive, so I would actually probably love to have a Sub — without the pain, whips, leather masks or BDSM paraphernalia. Perhaps that stuff is not common practice?

Anyway, sign me up for a Sub – I’m all in for some of that.

You’d have to kill me to put cuffs on me, I do not submit, sorry.

Question 2: Have you tried a poly relationship or swinging? Would you like to? Thoughts?

I have never tried these either. I don’t think I would be interested in living the lifestyle but I find it fascinating to read about and hear about.

Question 3: Have you been to an adult, clothing optional resort like Hedonism II? Would you like to? Would you go if your spouse wanted to?

I’d try it out with a girl who is a friend or maybe alone. I am not sure I would want to go with a wife or girlfriend as I am not into swinging.

Question 4: Have you tried public or group nudity? (Nudist Colony? Nude bike ride? Nude beach? Skinny dipping with friends? Nude resorts? Other?) Would you you like to participate in any such activity?

Nudist colony yes, read about my experience here: My Day at a Nudist Colony – Here are the Details

Skinny dipping with strangers and with group of friends – in the Pacific and Atlantic ocean. Nude Jacuzzi with friend and people many times.

Would like to check out a nude beach sometime.

Question 5: Is there any other kink or fetish you have participated in? Or, any you wish to try or desire? Tell us about it?

I have been, and enjoy being, watched masturbating if that counts?

One girlfriend liked to give me oral while she peed (on toilet)?

Like I said, would be interesting to try having a Sub?

Wish to be watched having sexy maybe?


You can select from all the question sets on the Your Question Sets page which can always be accessed from the blog’s top menu.

 

Your Sex Questions Set 10: Next Level

Your Sex Questions Set 10: Next Level

Have you not begun your own sex interview yet? Let’s get you started – Here is info and instructions.

Be sure to check out the comments on this post where you will find links to other bloggers answers.

Next Level

Question 1: Can sex be great if it’s just physical, with no relationship (the other person is extremely attractive but random)?

Question 2: Have you ever had an extra strong orgasm and lost control (way more than usually if you lose control often)? How were you different during such an orgasm?

Question 3:Would you rather have an amazing orgasm yourself or give/watch the person you were having sex with an amazing orgasm (if it had to be one or the other)?

Question 4: Have you ever been inappropriately propositioned by someone (someone who shouldn’t have been propositioning you)? Did you turn them down? Did you tell anybody? (if more that once, answer with the most scandalous or interesting.)

Question 5: What is something that you like to watch, read or think about when you masturbate, that would embarrass you to say?

Question 6: If someone wanted to seduce you, describe how they could best do so?


Instructions:

  1. Copy the questions above and answer them on your own blog.
  2. Return to this page and submit a comment with a link to your new post.

You can select from all the question sets on the Your Question Sets page which can always be accessed from the blog’s top menu.