Six Foot Interview & Breaking Rules With Kelly

Waitress at local bar, been seeing her there for a few years. Perhaps she agreed to this because I tipped a Franklin last couple times? I’m not implying Kelly is a whore, I’m just saying I’ve been a decent patron.

I might be leaving this blog permanently on private for privacy reasons. If that happens, feel free to request access if you are interested.


Duncan: You wore jeans too – no skirt and work uniform? Bummer.

Kelly: Sorry, I spend enough time in that. I figured things would be more pleasant without my filthy work clothes.

Duncan: Well hopefully you left the filthy underwear on at least?

Kelly: Afraid not, sorry.

Duncan: I’m kidding (sort of)

Kelly: I know. (and I know)

Duncan: Oh so you’re clever, well this should be good!

Kelly: Mensa

Duncan: WTF? Mensa, really?

Kelly: Can’t judge a book as they say. A brain doesn’t disqualify one from serving drinks, shocking as that may be?

Duncan: Not at all. Shocking because not very many are so smart.

Kelly: Don’t get your hopes up. My problems are as bad, just more complicated.

Duncan: Well, you look too sexy to be super smart.

Kelly: You look too sexy to be so sexist.

Duncan: Good point, fair enough.

Kelly: Chess now? or?

Duncan: I get it, or believe it, can I get you pregnant now?

Kelly: Sure, if you’ve figured out how to fertilize an egg with bullshit from way over there.

Duncan: (Don’t put your tips away readers, patience, I got this).

Kelly: You think? This should be interesting. (I think “they” are probably betting on not, whatever it is).

Duncan: It’s nothing in particular, it’s that I’ll win the interview in some way. That it will be good and that I will exceed their expectations in some way.

Kelly: Great. Now I know what I need to prevent in order to win.

Duncan: LOL. I like you.

Kelly: I like you too.

Duncan: There is a start.

Kelly: There is a start.

Duncan: Well, you look cute. Nice jeans, what kind of underwear underneath them?

Kelly: Don’t you wish you knew! Light pink I believe.

Duncan: Now I know, no need to wish. I wish to see them? I’d show you my underwear, but frankly I am wearing none.

Kelly: Is this standard practice?

Duncan: No, just didn’t want to bother, and my jeans were laying on my bed so I figured fuck it, just going to be sitting here doing an interview.

Kelly: How’s that feeling for you?

Duncan: Great. sorry, My ex. One second

Kelly: Okay. I’m going to use your bathroom if you don’t mind?

Duncan: Of course, sorry, I’ll be off when you get back.

(Kelly goes to bathroom, I get off phone with ex)

Duncan: Sorry, bad timing.

Kelly: I can wait or go if you need to talk?

Duncan: I don’t. She was drinking and wanted to fuck, I don’t see her anymore.

Kelly: Okay. Sounds like an opportunity, you sure? I can go?

Duncan: Positive: So, you are married? May I see your pink panties? Horny?

Kelly: No. Yes technically, divorce is not official, but divorced for the most part. You may see them in part I suppose. Horny? I’m not, not horny, good enough?

Duncan: Yup, all good enough. So let’s see them in part?

(hold on to your tips, have some faith in me, this is not win. Kelly undoes jeans barely enough for me to see, but pretty hot I must say)

Kelly: You might be the most confident man I have ever had the pleasure. Luckily for you, you are polite and quite the host.

Duncan: Thanks. It isn’t confidence, it is directness. That was hot, I’d show you mine too, but like I said I didn’t wear any. Very sexy panties, thank you!

Kelly: You are welcome. Yes I remember you have none, too bad.

Duncan: Nope. There are advantages to that though, look over here.

Kelly: What?

Duncan: You looking?

Kelly: ? OH, that’s you, dear God crazy man!

Duncan: Sorry, crazy?

Kelly: Is that even real? Yes so crazy!

Duncan: Sorry, just trying to be fair.

Kelly: You are a nut. That’s fake,  show me?

(Okay now you can tip readers, thank you for having faith – double digit bills are most appreciated)

Kelly: You didn’t win, you are just unreal! Who is like this?

Duncan: Nice to meet you, I’m Duncan. Say I win so my readers will keep reading, I’ll prove it’s real and we can start the damn interview. Just say I win Mensa beauty.

Kelly: Fine, he wins, he’s crazy.

Duncan: There, thank you. Please know my dear readers how much I risk and try to amuse, and more so get to the truth. We’ve accomplished one of the two so far.

Kelly: So you don’t think you have gotten to the truth?

Duncan: Not even close, but let’s finish the first part, then we will.

(She’s going to bust my balls and make this hard anyway so I stand up and let loose)

Kelly: Okay. Dear God.

Duncan: Why are you laughing at me?

Kelly: Sorry.

Duncan: Stop laughing, LOL, now I’m laughing.

Kelly: Sorry, you stop, I can’t stop.

Duncan: Shut up, now I feel self conscious.

Kelly: Sorry, okay. I don’t even know why that was so funny. That’s crazy!

Duncan: What?

Kelly: You are huge, sorry, don’t know why I’m laughing. You are very big Duncan, you got me there.

Duncan: Your laughing at me, is it deformed?

Kelly: No, stop, my side hurts. You stop laughing, you’re making me laugh.

Intermission so we can stop laughing at me

Janet Came Over Again – We Were Bad – Not All The Way Bad

Janet the bank is back, Warning, this interview gets pretty naughty.

Duncan: I asked you if you wanted to come over and do the most naughtiest interview I’ve ever done, and told you that you would have to answer anything I asked & do whatever I asked – and you are here.

Janet: I am. I guess I’m crazy, or bored, so what the hell.

Duncan: Okay. Take your shorts off.

Janet: Okay.

Duncan: Great, you understood the rules. sexy white panties..

Janet: Thanks.

Duncan: This porn you say you read when you masturbate – do you ever read scenes about girls having sex with each other?

Janet: Yes.

Duncan: Does the thought of a young college girl giving you oral, while you instruct her turn you on?

Janet: Yes.

Duncan: I love how you answer my questions directly and own your answers. How many orgasms have you been having a day lately, if you were to average them. How many do you have each time you masturbate.

Janet: Average would be two or three a day. Sometimes I just have one orgasm or sometimes I will play longer and have 3 or 4.

Duncan: I asked and answered this question on my blog – what is something that you think about while masturbating that you would be embarrassed to tell me.

Janet: Probably you. I have thought about you.

Duncan: That embarrasses you to tell me that?

Janet: Yes.

Duncan: What have you thought about doing with me? What am I doing?

Janet: You kissing me, making me do things (like take off my shorts LOL). Making love to me.

Duncan: What else do you think about that would be embarrassing to tell?

Janet: A girl that works at the bank.

Duncan: Do you think about her pleasing you, or you pleasing her?

Janet: Me pleasing her, mostly.

Duncan: You want power and control of her, and your tongue on her clit puts you in control of her. Perhaps she is a younger you, doing what you were doing at that age, and you want the younger you to make a different choice. But she can’t, so if you resent her you should forgive her. You cannot undue the husband you chose, you did what you thought was best. There are no choices to make or worry about behind you, so let it all go.

Janet: wow

Duncan: Tell me what other thoughts you’re most embarrassed about? The more embarrassing, the more significant. What’s most embarrassing?

Janet: Rape. Not violent, just forced. I resist and say no, but it is futile, I cannot stop it and I like it.

Duncan: Who is raping you?

Janet: Different people. My boss, our friend that I kissed in Vegas. you lately.

Duncan: You think about me raping you?

Janet: Forcing me. I like it though, whether it is my boss or you, anyone.

Duncan: That’s an easy one to interpret.

Janet: ?

Duncan: You want something but you want someone else to choose it for you. You even want to beg and plead for the choice not to be made; yet, you enjoy the choice that was made, you always enjoy it. So, why don’t you make the choice, why do you need to pretend you are apposed to it? Who are you trying to convince you don’t want it? Yourself? Your husband?

Janet: Probably is about making a choice to have intimacy outside my marriage. You think?

Duncan: Probably, but that’s not the root meaning, sexual desires are interpretations, never the root. Maybe you’re afraid of him dying, and not having his adoration to rest on, so your having all these sexual urges, wanting validation and worth from others. Is it just sex your husband cannot give you that you need from him, or what do think you really down deep need?

Janet: I need him to worry about something and stop acting like there’s nothing to worry about. I wish he would just tell me to leave and find someone my age, or at least be concerned about what I’m supposed to do when he’s gone. That sounds really selfish. I just feel like I’m already going to be without a husband sooner that most, and he’s not making the most of things now. I want us to be pursuing life and not throwing in the towel and acting like senior fucking citizens. No offense to them, but I’m not ready.

Duncan: Amazing what sexual fantasies can tell us.

Janet: Maybe some sexual fantasies are just sexual fantasies.

Duncan: Like what, name one?

Janet: Sex with two strangers. Men.

Duncan: Insecurity about aging and your body. You want them to be strangers, which means they’ll know nothing about you, so it must be only your looks and body that alone are attracting them. And, you are so attractive that you can capture the attention of not just one but two men.

Janet: That’s pretty good.

Duncan: I’m not going to “rape” you. I might tell you to get on the floor, but you need to make whatever choice you need to, and you should probably stop waiting for someone else to do it for you. Perhaps.

Janet: Rape me, please! kidding

Duncan: I can jack off for you, but that probably won’t help.

Janet: Maybe not, but sure ass hell couldn’t make it things worse. LOL

Duncan: Sorry, It must be really frustrating getting no sex from your husband, but loving him too much to cheat on him and get what you need.

Janet: Yup, sure is. You weren’t serious about the masturbating for me thing right?

Duncan: Of course I was. Why, you want me too?

Janet: Would I be a total freak if I said yes?

Duncan: No, if you want me to I’d love to do it! You want me to do it right now?

Janet: I’m so bad, okay, if you want to.

Duncan: Okay I shall. Will you take your shirt and bra off so I can see your breasts while I do this? That’s all I ask – you won’t have to do anything else.

Janet: Okay, I suppose that’s fair.

(Janet removes her shirt and bra and now only has her panties on. I move my chair to the side so the table isn’t blocking her view, and tell her to turn her chair to face mine. Now we are both sitting and facing each other and I am letting a little suspense build before I take my pajamas off and get started)

Janet: You’re really going to do this aren’t you? OMG

Duncan: Yes, going to do it right now. Watch, I’m going to take my PJs off now.

(When she turns back to look at me, I slip my pajamas off and take off my shirt. I’m now naked. I’d already gotten a little bit hard before I undressed – so my dick is looking big and semi-engorged when Janet first sees it.)

Janet: OMG! This is really hot Duncan. Your cock, wow!

Duncan: Does it turn you on?

Janet: Hell yes!

(I star stroking myself lightly, slowly – I want to last so she can watch a while. I’m so turned on that I’m squeezing to keep from cumming. Just seeing Janet’s tits, and seeing her look at me makes me want to cum. After a few minutes of touching my self (completely hard now) I pause and chat Janet for a sec)

Duncan: You okay? You want me to stop, or should I continue.

Janet: I’m fine! Please continue, only if you want to.

Duncan: I want want to – I want you to watch me cum – you want to see that?

Janet: Oh yes. OMG

(Janet touches her self while she watches me, but doesn’t orgasm I don’t think. I hold out for about five more minutes and them cum for her, shoot all over my self.

Duncan: Hopefully this will give you something to think about next time you masturbate.

Janet: Definitely! That was really Hot. Really really hot.

(My dick will not calm down at all. I put my pajamas back on,figuring it will be easier to stop being hard if Janet isn’t looking at it. Janet puts her clothes back on when she sees me getting dressed.)


Update: Janet messages me Around 11:00 pm

I just spent the last hour thinking about you – had five orgasms. Thank you for earlier, Goodnight.


Janet the Banker – Welcome Back!

We did an earlier interview a while ago – here are the links: Bank Loan Officer – Janet – Sexless marriage – generous husband – bohemian horny woman

The sequester is over, my bank is back in operation, so I went in to do some banking – work out buying a new car.

I was looking as much forward to possibly seeing Janet as I was to getting a new car.

We texted the day after her last interview and have not talked since, so I wasn’t sure how it would be – to run into her.

Janet was there in her same office, and I pulled out of my ass a few possible, but unnecessary loan inquiries to discuss with her.

Duncan: So great to see you again, glad you were back working, haven’t talked to you in – seems like a long time.

Janet: I know, it has been. Funny, I was thinking of you just the other day, then here you show up at the bank.

Duncan: What were you thinking? “Is he alive?” “What possessed me to do that interview?”

Janet: No, as a matter of fact I did some catching up on your blog and reread our interview.

Duncan: Cool, what inspired you to do that? Any thoughts on it?

Janet: A lot of thoughts. The lost interview one?

Duncan: The Lost Emily Interview?

Janet: Yes, that one. Darn!

Duncan: What? Too much?

Janet: Oh it is good. I guess my interview wasn’t very exciting compared to ones like that.

Duncan: Only a couple have been that wild. There has been a lot of interest and positive feedback about your interview – that’s why I kept it up – have removed most. People seem to relate to it – I loved it, one of the best for sure.

Janet: Well that’s very kind.

Duncan: The truth, not being kind. Stuff doesn’t have to get crazy to be sexy or intriguing.

Janet: I totally agree. I was thinking that exact thing as I reread our interview the other day. There is something darn sexy about it. The Emily one though, what can I say.

Duncan: Good question, what can you say about it? Did it make you horny and want to masturbate like that other one you read? Before last time?

Janet: Good memory. It did not disappoint, that one and the story about your friend who you helped move?

Duncan: You liked that?

Janet: Yes.

Duncan: Did you masturbate either while reading, of after reading those?

Janet: Yes. You are a brat!

Duncan: Why am I a brat?

Janet: Because you know just what to ask that I don’t want to answer, and you ask it.

Duncan: Or, maybe I know what to ask that you do want say, but you only can say if I ask it?

Janet: Doubtful. Possibly that’s true, I don’t know.

Duncan: It is very cool that the blog arouses you.

Janet: Hmmm

Duncan: Or, some of the posts anyway.

Janet: I like how there is sexual topics mixed in with some other things too. Very unique blend.

Duncan: Okay, you don’t have to blow smoke up my ass, the wine is free and plentiful.

Janet: Thank goodness, this glass went down fast, didn’t it?

Duncan: Well I’m glad you like the Emily interview – I was hesitant to post.

Janet: The story about your friend, that was almost more. It is so cringe, my favorite.

Duncan: Cringe? Oh no!

Janet: Good cringe, I was right there thinking, “No, you’re not going to do that, don’t do it, yes you are, oh my god.”

Duncan: Good, I thought I was the only one who likes that “cringe” story.

Janet: It is very entertaining. Obviously you are well endowed shall we say.

Duncan: Not really, but it is interesting that you mention that.

Janet:  Okay, sorry, cut me off. Clearly your friend thought so.

Duncan: Do you like big cocks Janet? That turn you on?

Janet: Sure, the idea of them. I haven’t experienced them personally.

Duncan: You haven’t experienced any big cocks?

Janet: No, cant say I have.

Duncan: Do you watch porn?

Janet: No, I read some.

Duncan: How’s your manager? The big guy that you hate and want to fuck?

Janet: Still an asshole unfortunately.

Duncan: Have you had any thoughts or fantasies about him? or, about me? Or, how about any super personal and embarrassing thoughts or fantasies about anyone lately? Please describe.

Janet: All of the above.

Duncan: Well make blog history, tell us something nobody would expect you would ever fantasize about, and actually talk about?

Janet: When I was reading your blog last weekend, I fantasized about you. When I was driving here from work, I fantasized about you punishing me and ordering me to take off my clothes. During lunch I watched my boss leaning against the counter outside my office. He was talking to a teller and I thought about being in front of him, and him taking me forcefully.

Like that?

Duncan: Exactly like that? True fantasies? or are you humoring us? Do you have Anymore?

Janet: Yes true. I masturbated Saturday night, reading that friend story and thinking about you while my husband was in bed right next to me. I don’t think he even noticed until I had a orgasm and he wanted to know what I was looking at online. Pretty bad right, for a nice good wife that works at a bank?

Duncan: Not bad, good. Proves you’re human. Is that the naughtiest and most embarrassing you’ve got? (not that it’s not enough, just making sure).

Janet: Can’t think of what else. I have been crazed lately it feels like. So much that I actually told my husband Sunday morning, when he was asking about my episode the night before, that I was needing sex with or without him. He asked what I meant. I told him that he knew what I meant. He’d rather end the conversation there, than come right out and give me his “blessing.”

Duncan: Well hopefully menopause will come soon and kill your sex drive. In the mean time, what can I post on the blog that will turn you on?

Janet: Whatever you’ve been posting is good.

Duncan: Well thank you for opening up. Let’s do a lightning round – these will be hard questions, but easy because you don’t have to explain. Just answer truthfully and quickly.

Janet: Okay

Duncan: So, you’ve had a rape fantasy at least once?

Janet: Yes

Duncan: Had a sexual thought about a relative at least once?

Janet: Yes

Duncan: Color of the panties you are wearing?

Janet: Black, thong.

Duncan: Would you have anal sex?

Janet: Yes

Duncan: Have you ever touched yourself – your clit while driving?

Janet: Yes

Duncan: Has a guy ever texted you a dick pic while you’ve been married.

Janet: Yes

Duncan: Have you sent anyone a pic of your tits while married?

Janet: Yes

Duncan: To anyone you knew in real life?

Janet: One I knew in school, other one met on internet.

Duncan: Have you ever thought about a girl licking your pussy and gotten turned on by the thought?

Janet: Yes

Duncan: Someone you know or someone unknown.

Janet: Someone I know.

Duncan: Is this interview arousing you at all?

Janet: Yes

Duncan: Can I check

Janet: No

Duncan: So you’ll text me your tits too?

Janet: Only twice in my life, not a thing I do normally.

Duncan: Would you watch me have sex with a girl?

Janet: No, maybe.

Duncan: Have you ever watched people have sex, in person?

Janet: No

Duncan: Do you ever think about an ex boyfriend sexually?

Janet: yes, rarely

Duncan: Is this interview hard?

Janet: Yes

Duncan: Do you hate it?

Janet: No, I like it.

Duncan: Were you hoping that we would kiss again this time?

Janet: Yes

Duncan: Does your husband know you are here?

Janet: No

Duncan: Have you ever made orgasm sounds or moans while alone, when nobody was around to hear?

Janet: Yes. Almost the only time I do so actually.

Duncan: Have they ever been really loud, or loud enough to make you a little embarrassed with yourself afterwords?

Janet: Once or twice.

Duncan: Have you ever been sick, or hung over, and sharted at work?

Janet: Oh my God, that isn’t a sex question.

Duncan: Okay, so we’ll mark you down as “refuse to answer” on that one?

Janet: No, not at work. In a circleK once on the way to work. Those panties met their end in the trash bin of that circleK bathroom. I can’t believe you asked that.

Duncan: I can’t believe you answered!

Janet: LOL, shut up!

Duncan: You are too brave, it’s hard to find a question you won’t answer.

Janet: Things are what they are, am what I am?

Duncan: I like this thong panty kick you are on.

Janet: Only for you Duncan.

Duncan: If I kiss you will you tell us your thoughts after?

Janet: Sure

(I go to Janet’s seat, lean over and kiss her. After a few minutes I move down and kiss on her neck for a few minutes while rubbing her crotch)

Duncan: Well?

Janet: That was nice.

Duncan: Good. That’s all of your thoughts on the matter?

Janet: You touched me.

Duncan: Yes

Janet: That was bad

Duncan: It was?

Janet: Very. I’m all flustury now.

Duncan: Flustury?

Janet: Flustered, whatever.

Duncan: Ohhhh, you mean turned on and aroused?

Janet: Shut up, you’re bad.

Duncan: You’re not turned on?

Janet: Yes, or no.

Duncan: Something steamy for readers. We can’t do more though, don’t want these interviews too just seem like hookups.

Janet: Sure, now you make them PG-13.

Duncan: Does that bother you? What would you rather happen?’

Janet: Nothing, it was a joke.

Duncan: Hard though, when someone is as likable and sexy.

Janet: Who, me?

Duncan: Totally.

Janet: That was sweet, thank you. You’re still bad.

Duncan: Am I really? Bad?

Janet: Yes, kind of. I like it though.

Duncan: I’m being good.

Janet: Why?

Duncan: Now I’m confused.

Janet: Join the club.

Duncan: Well, what else, when is the first time you had an orgasm? How did it happen?

Janet: It might have been climbing ropes during P.E. in grade school. That probably was not a real one. Probably in my bathtub, first full on orgasm, not a very spectacular story. How about you?

Duncan: Mine was no more spectacular, in my bed – some time early in morning – like 3am. I think I was on the way to a wet dream and woke up. I guess It didn’t dawn on me to stroke it, so I just sort of petted myself softly with a finger – for about an hour — and then in that bed, life took on a whole new meaning.

Janet: That profound?

Duncan: More so, I’m just not articulate enough to describe — it’s probably the most profound and unexpected aspect of life.  Other things we see coming or prepare for, few things end up being way more than we ever imagined, but that — it is such an unexpected miracle, that it fuels you with years hope about what wonderful things might be possible in life; little do you know, that’s the first and last surprise of such splendor.

Janet: Mine wasn’t nearly that good – I want what you had.

Duncan: Well fuck me some day, and you might.

Janet: Oh?

Duncan: Nah, God gave you women better looks, and gave us better orgasms. Sorry.

Janet: hmmm

Duncan: Don’t blame me, take it up with God. And, you have to have periods, that just sucks.

Janet: No kidding!

Duncan: Huge price to pay for beauty and procreating, no doubt.

Janet: I don’t want children, can I just have the earth shattering orgasms instead?

Duncan: Well, you all can have multiple ones at least, there’s that.

Janet: Apparently.

Duncan: You haven’t had multiple?

Janet: I’ve had two, I guess three once or twice, by myself.

Duncan: What’s the most you’ve had with a guy, at one time?

Janet: One.

Duncan: Never more?

Janet: Often less.

Duncan: Well, women can get sex more easily, we can cum more easily, I’d trade you if I could.

Janet: You got it, I’d make that trade.

Duncan: Well, do you want to wrap it up? Will you come back for another sometime?

Janet: Sure.

Duncan: Thank you.

Janet: You bet, thanks.