We did an earlier interview a while ago – here are the links: Bank Loan Officer – Janet – Sexless marriage – generous husband – bohemian horny woman
The sequester is over, my bank is back in operation, so I went in to do some banking – work out buying a new car.
I was looking as much forward to possibly seeing Janet as I was to getting a new car.
We texted the day after her last interview and have not talked since, so I wasn’t sure how it would be – to run into her.
Janet was there in her same office, and I pulled out of my ass a few possible, but unnecessary loan inquiries to discuss with her.
Duncan: So great to see you again, glad you were back working, haven’t talked to you in – seems like a long time.
Janet: I know, it has been. Funny, I was thinking of you just the other day, then here you show up at the bank.
Duncan: What were you thinking? “Is he alive?” “What possessed me to do that interview?”
Janet: No, as a matter of fact I did some catching up on your blog and reread our interview.
Duncan: Cool, what inspired you to do that? Any thoughts on it?
Janet: A lot of thoughts. The lost interview one?
Duncan: The Lost Emily Interview?
Janet: Yes, that one. Darn!
Duncan: What? Too much?
Janet: Oh it is good. I guess my interview wasn’t very exciting compared to ones like that.
Duncan: Only a couple have been that wild. There has been a lot of interest and positive feedback about your interview – that’s why I kept it up – have removed most. People seem to relate to it – I loved it, one of the best for sure.
Janet: Well that’s very kind.
Duncan: The truth, not being kind. Stuff doesn’t have to get crazy to be sexy or intriguing.
Janet: I totally agree. I was thinking that exact thing as I reread our interview the other day. There is something darn sexy about it. The Emily one though, what can I say.
Duncan: Good question, what can you say about it? Did it make you horny and want to masturbate like that other one you read? Before last time?
Janet: Good memory. It did not disappoint, that one and the story about your friend who you helped move?
Duncan: You liked that?
Duncan: Did you masturbate either while reading, of after reading those?
Janet: Yes. You are a brat!
Duncan: Why am I a brat?
Janet: Because you know just what to ask that I don’t want to answer, and you ask it.
Duncan: Or, maybe I know what to ask that you do want say, but you only can say if I ask it?
Janet: Doubtful. Possibly that’s true, I don’t know.
Duncan: It is very cool that the blog arouses you.
Duncan: Or, some of the posts anyway.
Janet: I like how there is sexual topics mixed in with some other things too. Very unique blend.
Duncan: Okay, you don’t have to blow smoke up my ass, the wine is free and plentiful.
Janet: Thank goodness, this glass went down fast, didn’t it?
Duncan: Well I’m glad you like the Emily interview – I was hesitant to post.
Janet: The story about your friend, that was almost more. It is so cringe, my favorite.
Duncan: Cringe? Oh no!
Janet: Good cringe, I was right there thinking, “No, you’re not going to do that, don’t do it, yes you are, oh my god.”
Duncan: Good, I thought I was the only one who likes that “cringe” story.
Janet: It is very entertaining. Obviously you are well endowed shall we say.
Duncan: Not really, but it is interesting that you mention that.
Janet: Okay, sorry, cut me off. Clearly your friend thought so.
Duncan: Do you like big cocks Janet? That turn you on?
Janet: Sure, the idea of them. I haven’t experienced them personally.
Duncan: You haven’t experienced any big cocks?
Janet: No, cant say I have.
Duncan: Do you watch porn?
Janet: No, I read some.
Duncan: How’s your manager? The big guy that you hate and want to fuck?
Janet: Still an asshole unfortunately.
Duncan: Have you had any thoughts or fantasies about him? or, about me? Or, how about any super personal and embarrassing thoughts or fantasies about anyone lately? Please describe.
Janet: All of the above.
Duncan: Well make blog history, tell us something nobody would expect you would ever fantasize about, and actually talk about?
Janet: When I was reading your blog last weekend, I fantasized about you. When I was driving here from work, I fantasized about you punishing me and ordering me to take off my clothes. During lunch I watched my boss leaning against the counter outside my office. He was talking to a teller and I thought about being in front of him, and him taking me forcefully.
Duncan: Exactly like that? True fantasies? or are you humoring us? Do you have Anymore?
Janet: Yes true. I masturbated Saturday night, reading that friend story and thinking about you while my husband was in bed right next to me. I don’t think he even noticed until I had a orgasm and he wanted to know what I was looking at online. Pretty bad right, for a nice good wife that works at a bank?
Duncan: Not bad, good. Proves you’re human. Is that the naughtiest and most embarrassing you’ve got? (not that it’s not enough, just making sure).
Janet: Can’t think of what else. I have been crazed lately it feels like. So much that I actually told my husband Sunday morning, when he was asking about my episode the night before, that I was needing sex with or without him. He asked what I meant. I told him that he knew what I meant. He’d rather end the conversation there, than come right out and give me his “blessing.”
Duncan: Well hopefully menopause will come soon and kill your sex drive. In the mean time, what can I post on the blog that will turn you on?
Janet: Whatever you’ve been posting is good.
Duncan: Well thank you for opening up. Let’s do a lightning round – these will be hard questions, but easy because you don’t have to explain. Just answer truthfully and quickly.
Duncan: So, you’ve had a rape fantasy at least once?
Duncan: Had a sexual thought about a relative at least once?
Duncan: Color of the panties you are wearing?
Janet: Black, thong.
Duncan: Would you have anal sex?
Duncan: Have you ever touched yourself – your clit while driving?
Duncan: Has a guy ever texted you a dick pic while you’ve been married.
Duncan: Have you sent anyone a pic of your tits while married?
Duncan: To anyone you knew in real life?
Janet: One I knew in school, other one met on internet.
Duncan: Have you ever thought about a girl licking your pussy and gotten turned on by the thought?
Duncan: Someone you know or someone unknown.
Janet: Someone I know.
Duncan: Is this interview arousing you at all?
Duncan: Can I check
Duncan: So you’ll text me your tits too?
Janet: Only twice in my life, not a thing I do normally.
Duncan: Would you watch me have sex with a girl?
Janet: No, maybe.
Duncan: Have you ever watched people have sex, in person?
Duncan: Do you ever think about an ex boyfriend sexually?
Janet: yes, rarely
Duncan: Is this interview hard?
Duncan: Do you hate it?
Janet: No, I like it.
Duncan: Were you hoping that we would kiss again this time?
Duncan: Does your husband know you are here?
Duncan: Have you ever made orgasm sounds or moans while alone, when nobody was around to hear?
Janet: Yes. Almost the only time I do so actually.
Duncan: Have they ever been really loud, or loud enough to make you a little embarrassed with yourself afterwords?
Janet: Once or twice.
Duncan: Have you ever been sick, or hung over, and sharted at work?
Janet: Oh my God, that isn’t a sex question.
Duncan: Okay, so we’ll mark you down as “refuse to answer” on that one?
Janet: No, not at work. In a circleK once on the way to work. Those panties met their end in the trash bin of that circleK bathroom. I can’t believe you asked that.
Duncan: I can’t believe you answered!
Janet: LOL, shut up!
Duncan: You are too brave, it’s hard to find a question you won’t answer.
Janet: Things are what they are, am what I am?
Duncan: I like this thong panty kick you are on.
Janet: Only for you Duncan.
Duncan: If I kiss you will you tell us your thoughts after?
(I go to Janet’s seat, lean over and kiss her. After a few minutes I move down and kiss on her neck for a few minutes while rubbing her crotch)
Janet: That was nice.
Duncan: Good. That’s all of your thoughts on the matter?
Janet: You touched me.
Janet: That was bad
Duncan: It was?
Janet: Very. I’m all flustury now.
Janet: Flustered, whatever.
Duncan: Ohhhh, you mean turned on and aroused?
Janet: Shut up, you’re bad.
Duncan: You’re not turned on?
Janet: Yes, or no.
Duncan: Something steamy for readers. We can’t do more though, don’t want these interviews too just seem like hookups.
Janet: Sure, now you make them PG-13.
Duncan: Does that bother you? What would you rather happen?’
Janet: Nothing, it was a joke.
Duncan: Hard though, when someone is as likable and sexy.
Janet: Who, me?
Janet: That was sweet, thank you. You’re still bad.
Duncan: Am I really? Bad?
Janet: Yes, kind of. I like it though.
Duncan: I’m being good.
Duncan: Now I’m confused.
Janet: Join the club.
Duncan: Well, what else, when is the first time you had an orgasm? How did it happen?
Janet: It might have been climbing ropes during P.E. in grade school. That probably was not a real one. Probably in my bathtub, first full on orgasm, not a very spectacular story. How about you?
Duncan: Mine was no more spectacular, in my bed – some time early in morning – like 3am. I think I was on the way to a wet dream and woke up. I guess It didn’t dawn on me to stroke it, so I just sort of petted myself softly with a finger – for about an hour — and then in that bed, life took on a whole new meaning.
Janet: That profound?
Duncan: More so, I’m just not articulate enough to describe — it’s probably the most profound and unexpected aspect of life. Other things we see coming or prepare for, few things end up being way more than we ever imagined, but that — it is such an unexpected miracle, that it fuels you with years hope about what wonderful things might be possible in life; little do you know, that’s the first and last surprise of such splendor.
Janet: Mine wasn’t nearly that good – I want what you had.
Duncan: Well fuck me some day, and you might.
Duncan: Nah, God gave you women better looks, and gave us better orgasms. Sorry.
Duncan: Don’t blame me, take it up with God. And, you have to have periods, that just sucks.
Janet: No kidding!
Duncan: Huge price to pay for beauty and procreating, no doubt.
Janet: I don’t want children, can I just have the earth shattering orgasms instead?
Duncan: Well, you all can have multiple ones at least, there’s that.
Duncan: You haven’t had multiple?
Janet: I’ve had two, I guess three once or twice, by myself.
Duncan: What’s the most you’ve had with a guy, at one time?
Duncan: Never more?
Janet: Often less.
Duncan: Well, women can get sex more easily, we can cum more easily, I’d trade you if I could.
Janet: You got it, I’d make that trade.
Duncan: Well, do you want to wrap it up? Will you come back for another sometime?
Duncan: Thank you.
Janet: You bet, thanks.